Sunday, November 29, 2009

Hibachi Scallops Recipe

The crazy tasting (version 7)


A madman has escaped from an asylum. In his aimless wandering enters a room. There is held a contest for wine tasters. Without anyone to notice their presence, is looking at all the people who talk relaxed ... and gets an idea.
Sale of local walks to find a clothing business, first mark and when you enter, look with eyes wide to the seller.
- I am crazy. I just escaped from an asylum. You should not bring me problems.
She shivers. Know that a madman can be very dangerous. The madman holds the saleswoman in the toilet. Check out the prices of all the costumes, and the most expensive shoes. Look in a mirror, smooths her hair. Now it is subject. It seems a "normal." No one would think that is crazy. Return to local
. Just go in, explodes in a terrible scream.
- Beware! Do not drink that wine! Is poisoned and who drinks it will die instantly. My name is Miguel Perez Uriburu, a criminal lawyer. I am initiating a lawsuit against the business by giving adulterated wine tasting.
All present were shocked. Until one of the assessors are encouraged to speak.
- What you say is crazy.
- Try it and see.
- Of course I will.
The man taste the wine with a wry smile on his lips ... and dies at the precise moment when the last drop reaches his throat.
What follows is a mixture of chaos, screams, cries. Some want to escape, but the madman closes the doors.
- No one will leave until the police arrive. And I hope that now I believe. Because this is not the only wine haunted.
Take another bottle. The exhibits.
- Whoever drinks of this wine is smitten. And his love will be eternal.
One of the women, which seems more cold and suspicious, snatches the bottle of hand, drinks the wine and falls at the feet of his companion.
- Love me till death do us part. And love me even after death, if possible. - Mumbles.
The Fool shows the last of the bottles.
- This is the wine that started the lawsuit. Who drink, have the luck of the Gods on their side. The money will reach your hands sharply, indeed, immediately after taking it, should go home and find a chest full of money buried in the garden.
All who are there, are desperate to drink. Depleting content bottle in a minute. The madman opens the door ... And they go like lightning to their homes.
The crazy left alone. Smile. Open the bottle containing the wine unique. Served a drink while thinking aloud
- What exquisite wine ... Anyway ... The people believe him to a double name fool wearing an expensive suit. So does this world ...

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