A madman has escaped from an asylum. In his aimless wandering enters a room. There is held a competition ... Look wine tasters shocked the crowd and suddenly pulls a pistol from his pocket. All scream and look terrified the first phone to be in the premises ... The strange man to aim not for everyone and say ... Loco "Whoever moves kill him .. and this is not a joke ... .. we'll kill you if I killed him. He continues his monologue by saying: Fool: - Do you know what a .... Vidaurrousas? "It's the world's most expensive wine (add). Andreu just an older man in charge of the cellar of the place is her courage to assess the situation. Andreu: "My name is Andrew, do not shoot, and I am the sommelier in charge of the warehouses. I agree with you to make a deal ... Loco: - A deal? (Scoffs releasing uproarious laughter). "With whom I speak is the owner of the site (added violently). Andre the sommelier, runs farm upstairs to find Mr. Gutierrez owner of the winery and possible causes of the anger of the upset. Andreu: "Thank God that I find Mr. Gutierrez ... down ... down ... (he stutters breathing) is a madman who says he wants to talk to you ... is armed and intended to shoot us all. Down the stairs as the soul that leads to hell and are ready to talk to the crazy. Gutiérrez: "Good afternoon, I am responsible Gutiérrez responsible for this winery. Crazy: "I talk to you very seriously. "Yesterday an article was published Monday in The Wine Guide XL" (you know that you only read the wealthiest in the area), as I said you have invented a new wine made transparent without any flavor, aroma, even texture. And that is impossible, how can you show me I'm drinking my wine, and continues over its alcohol content? Gutiérrez: "Yes, yes, and that just shows that we are innovative in our business, but do not understand what you're doing all this drama, why a new wine?. Loco - Shut up! , Or riddled with all .. do you understand?. (By being silent, raise your hand and makes a warning shot, leading to the lamp of glass smash on the floor). Crazy, "Here I am in charge now, come on! all presented to tasters concursillo This, in single file. GO! Already placed in position, give them each a cup of new wine, except for one participant who brought his own. Loco: "Now I share their positions and acknowledge the wine-ups. (I question the qualities of the item. One by one, silent, not knowing that answer.) Loco - Do not know what to say? Well I'm going to answer ... "This is a priceless wine, given their strange components. That gives me enough information to evaluate what I'm faced with an unprecedented exquisitesen, cold color, texture and aroma flat lens. With which I must say in honor of the fact that the wine is in fourth place is the wine chosen for its processing and marketing. (Everyone looked at each other speechless, how could a crazy warned of a loud and clear so what was the exact wine?). Loco: "Now I'll go and I will follow anywhere, otherwise you know what will happen ... - Ahhh! I guess I earned the prize ... but given the circumstances I am available to fund research company. (Saying this is up running, leaving no trace behind them.) It had been three hours of the unpleasant incident, when the disturbed definitely lies on the site of a huge and luxurious building in the center. Open the door of a room attic and sheds her clothes. The madman laughing themselves relentlessly and communicates with reception to make an outside call Loco: "Everything went as planned. "This issue of the madman who has escaped from the asylum work easier, I have swallowed. "You're a bright guy Gutiérrez, remind me to not have you among my enemies. Gutiérrez: "Stop flattering easy, I hired you because I knew you're the best actor in the whole region. Loco: "Well, you wanted to find the mole in your event sent by competitors to steal the formula master of your wine, and I've served on a platter. "It's Vazquez, I watched as he pulled on the tail of tasters and was the only one who did not want to release the wine had from the beginning, that made me see that he had stolen from the warehouse and therefore not exchanged with the rest before the official tasting. Gutiérrez: "Very sharp, yes sir. I hope to see you soon taking us together a good wine. Crazy: "I hope I also enjoy your new wine.
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