A madman has escaped from an asylum. In his aimless wandering enters a room. There is held a contest for wine tasters, among which it is introduced. While the congregation spoke amicably, looking forward to tasting the beginning, and can taste the delicious wines.
Terrified, notes and locally introduced several members of the psychiatric security. Someone may have known coming into the room and has been notified. So, decide that the best way to go unnoticed is becoming the center of attention. After all, you've read plenty of opinions about wine. Even on one occasion, while making train travel between Burgos and Zaragoza, thought he saw the front of a bodega in his short time in Haro.
was placed next to one of the tables set up for tasting, raised a glass as high as he could, and when these turned upon him with his eyes and remained silent, began to recite with solemnity.
- dear friends all. My name is Don Ceferino Martin Bobadilla, one of the greatest tasting. That my name may be unfamiliar to them, is that my fine and my demanding palate, in addition to beaked, nose, have been serving the largest foreign satraps. These satraps living abroad as indicated by his condition, which for you to locate more or less accurately, the Pyrenees is up.
No one in the room was another thing that was not paying attention to unusual taster. Meanwhile, this drink a glass after another. Even the security of the nearby psychiatric had apparently abandoned the quest and now, paying attention to the verdicts that once was a tenant of his mental institution.
It had already reached the last cup from the table. As he had done with the thirteen above, raised and then pour the contents entirely into his mouth. He shook his head with moderate violence, and missed the shot, while searching for closing the eyes, the adjectives that best define the newly ingested tasting.
- and although I honestly just so dictate, it is not a good wine, unlike all previous. To spare body, too acid and little evidence of its time in oak texture. May small as demanding, because I know I am, but this is not a wine to match my elitist taste.
And without further ado, I hope you have enjoyed my remarkable wisdom, I go. - Were dismissed, leaving the empty glass on the table and moving swiftly towards the exit
Before I could go however, the safety of psychiatric fell on him, grabbing him and leading him hard in a van, where he awaited the director of the institution. During the tasting, we had seen among the congregation, but I could not understand how he discovered the deception. So before introduced into the vehicle, it just refused to go to the director.
- Tell me sir, how have you managed to discover, having given so professional feedback?
- Well, see my good friend. Obvious and first appeared with his real name, still wearing the shirt that will psychiatric naked from the waist down. But it has also made a professional my tasting, the glasses of water use among participants tasting and tasting. Is that enough?
- Enough - said -. But I must say that was a delicious water
- no doubt - the manager stopped him and arrested
The crazy sat at home and frowned. I could have sworn that it was excellent aging.
Terrified, notes and locally introduced several members of the psychiatric security. Someone may have known coming into the room and has been notified. So, decide that the best way to go unnoticed is becoming the center of attention. After all, you've read plenty of opinions about wine. Even on one occasion, while making train travel between Burgos and Zaragoza, thought he saw the front of a bodega in his short time in Haro.
was placed next to one of the tables set up for tasting, raised a glass as high as he could, and when these turned upon him with his eyes and remained silent, began to recite with solemnity.
- dear friends all. My name is Don Ceferino Martin Bobadilla, one of the greatest tasting. That my name may be unfamiliar to them, is that my fine and my demanding palate, in addition to beaked, nose, have been serving the largest foreign satraps. These satraps living abroad as indicated by his condition, which for you to locate more or less accurately, the Pyrenees is up.
No one in the room was another thing that was not paying attention to unusual taster. Meanwhile, this drink a glass after another. Even the security of the nearby psychiatric had apparently abandoned the quest and now, paying attention to the verdicts that once was a tenant of his mental institution.
It had already reached the last cup from the table. As he had done with the thirteen above, raised and then pour the contents entirely into his mouth. He shook his head with moderate violence, and missed the shot, while searching for closing the eyes, the adjectives that best define the newly ingested tasting.
- and although I honestly just so dictate, it is not a good wine, unlike all previous. To spare body, too acid and little evidence of its time in oak texture. May small as demanding, because I know I am, but this is not a wine to match my elitist taste.
And without further ado, I hope you have enjoyed my remarkable wisdom, I go. - Were dismissed, leaving the empty glass on the table and moving swiftly towards the exit
Before I could go however, the safety of psychiatric fell on him, grabbing him and leading him hard in a van, where he awaited the director of the institution. During the tasting, we had seen among the congregation, but I could not understand how he discovered the deception. So before introduced into the vehicle, it just refused to go to the director.
- Tell me sir, how have you managed to discover, having given so professional feedback?
- Well, see my good friend. Obvious and first appeared with his real name, still wearing the shirt that will psychiatric naked from the waist down. But it has also made a professional my tasting, the glasses of water use among participants tasting and tasting. Is that enough?
- Enough - said -. But I must say that was a delicious water
- no doubt - the manager stopped him and arrested
The crazy sat at home and frowned. I could have sworn that it was excellent aging.
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